Some people chase enlightenment by meditating on mountaintops. Others? They just pop a Seventh Heaven Gummy and let the cannabinoids do the heavy lifting.

Made by the geniuses at The Green Phial, these cherry-flavored miracles are packed with a cocktail of CBD, CBN, CBC, and Delta-9 THC — a dream team of relaxation. It’s like hiring a full spa staff for your brain… except it costs way less and doesn’t involve awkward robe situations.

One gummy in, and suddenly:

• Your inbox doesn’t seem so scary.
• Your in-laws’ stories are almost entertaining.
• Your couch becomes your soulmate.

And because they’re vegan and eco-friendly, you can bliss out knowing you’re also saving the planet one gummy at a time. 🌎✌️

Moral of the story: Stress is canceled. Awkwardness is optional. Vibes are immaculate.

👉 Treat yourself to Seventh Heaven here.